Celestinerpes


a type herpes that is contracted when having some sort of bodily fluids p-ss with a lesbian or bis-xual
fred and phil are talking and phil tells fred he wish he wouldnt have made out with that lesbian last night cause now he has a horrible case of tree herpes

to totally bomb a level ii requal test
person a :” howd you do on your test?”
person b :” awful. totally celestined it”
a musician in the musical duo project -rose:marí-. he plays all instruments for the group, and partner yofiel does all vocals.
person 1: have you heard the new song, farewell?

person 2: didn’t célestin play that for us that earlier this week?

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