cell safety
in a social situation where an individual finds themselves alone with no one to talk to because other people have moved on to talk to someone else, the act of falling back on your cell phone and pretending to have something to look up in order to fend off the awkwardness.
hey look at steve dorkmeister, he’s totally pulling a cell safety.
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