cement truck


what many people erroneously call a concrete truck.

“concrete” is the rocks & gravel with portland cement as the binding agent; the “cement” itself is made seperately and is composed primarily from limestone, shale, iron ore, clay, and fly ash.

so there’s really no such thing as a cement truck, but there are plenty of concrete trucks.
hey george! look at that cement truck across the street! the guy f-cked up and is pouring wet cement all over the neighbour’s lawn!
when your partner (preferable one who has given you blueb-lls), roommate, or drunken friend is asleep/p-ssed out, you j-zz on their eyes then twist their eye lashes in the hot j-zzum and let it dry over night. hopefully when they wake up the next morning, they won’t be able to open their eyes and will think they have gone blind while you laugh and laugh.

noun or verb, either’s cool
man1: dude i gave my roommate joshie a cement truck last night when he was p-ssed out.

man2: you’re not a very good friend d-bag
when you c-m in a b-tches mouth, and she swishes, and swirls it around in her mouth, then she spits it on your chest, and lets it dry.
that f-cking sl-t was sucking my c-ck, and decided to give me a cement truck, so i punched that b-tch in her c-nt

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