certified roadman


top level of roadman. if you see one you will know he is a certified roadman , he will be most likely be wearing a big puffer jacket some jeans , have a fake gucci belt and some air maxes
white person : ooh! look at this guy!
typical roadman: fam dont disrespect my g fam hes from the deep endz innit
also typical roadman : hes the best of the best fam ,9 the certified roadman

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