Chad’s Hair
a hairstyle made popular by macklemore that once owned instantaneously changes your name to either chad, chazz, brett, chet, or brad. this grouping of names is known as the “big 5.” the hairstyle involves leaving a luxurious mane of hair at the top of your head (preferably gelled upwards and to the left) and getting the sides shaved at a number 2 shave.
“my hairs getting pretty gnarly, tom.”
“yeah, doug, it sure is.”
“i think i’m going to get chad’s hair.”
later that night, doug no longer existed, but chazz was born.
Read Also:
- chachina
a slang term for a v-g-n- wow my chachina itches!
- Bluezak
blues + muzak. blues of the weekend-warrior, bar-band and public access television variety. usually played by middle-aged, overweight, balding white men, in a desperate attempt to hold on to their youth with borrowed 60’s nostalgia, to the slavering admiration of drunk, single, white-trash mothers. randy suggested they hit big daddy’s for a beer that friday […]
- Blowmich
a word created by combining “blow”, “me” and “sandwich”. it is said before or during oral s-x when you get hungry and want a sandwich. for best results, say to a woman. gimme a blowmich b-tch! i’m hungry and i need a wet d-ck!
- Blowjob Handelbars
a hairstyle that can be used as hadelbars when getting a bl-wj-b also called pigtails! “i used those pigtails as hadelbars last night as she was given me a bj she had gnarly bl-wj-b handelbars!”
- masciaball
a short, but muscular, person who gets very angry after one or two beers at a party and begins to scream at others that f-cking masciaball tried to pick a fight with me.