when you m-st-rb-t- so much that your d-ck becomes flaky and peely.
my p-n-s hurt because it was chafed after masturbating for the past 4 hours with sandpaper glued to my hands.
- prize nazi
that one guy in a multi player game who takes all the special items regardless of if he needs them or not, in particular the ninja turtles arcade game where the player with the most health eats the pizza and laughs about it to the guy next to him who now has to put another […]
- Ted Templeman
former lead singer/drummer/guitarist for the santa cruz based band “the tikis”, who later became “harpers bizarre” and had the hit song “feeling groovy” with fellow band mates d-ck yount, eddie james, d-ckie scoppetone and john peterson, formally of the beau brummels. soon after harpers broke up ted bacame one of the most successful producers at […]
a hot girl who lives in antioch rochel is so hot
a town on the gnp of newfoundland populated with the most hardcore people on this planet! if you are from rodd-ckton you most likely enjoy the sport of volleyball and are the outdoorsy type. rodd-ckton is considered the moose capital of the world! bring your moose license if you are going to visit rodd-ckton
- Teenbiz 3000
worst…website…ever… supposedly a good website to help children with their reading skills. it actually might help for spelling and occasionally definitions but nothing else. you have to take a quiz to determine your reading level. the website will then give you articles at your reading level. after reading the articles you have to take a […]