Teenbiz 3000


worst…website…ever…

supposedly a good website to help children with their reading skills. it actually might help for spelling and occasionally definitions but nothing else.

you have to take a quiz to determine your reading level. the website will then give you articles at your reading level. after reading the articles you have to take a quiz. you then get graded on the quiz and the grade gets sent to your teacher.

sounds pretty good, huh? wrong!!!!

my school has to pay $10,000 for it each year!!!! (so that’s where all the money is going to). many of the answers are wrong. when you get the answer right it gives you a pink highlighted word (“wow!!” “good job!!” “keep it up!!” the kind of stuff that makes you want to commit suicide because it’s so r-t-rded) that is supposed to encourage you to do better. no it doesn’t!!!! and they have no articles that have anything interesting in them. i looked up war because that’s interesting and guess what happens!! “sorry, no results were found”. wow.

do not ever use this d-mn website.
“the school pays $10,000 a year for this teenbiz 3000 cr-p? the princ-p-l must have signed the paper with a gun pointing to her head”.

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