Chair-Sniffer


noun: a person that smells a chair at the point of contact after it has been vacated.
“west australian opposition leader troy buswell wept today as he admitted to being a chair-sniffer”
noun: slang term for a heteros-xual male. overs-xed heters-xual man. pervert.
last night five women caught and castrated a stupid chair-sniffer.

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