Longshot Party


when the ratio of males to females, or females to males at a party or event turns to an uncomfortably high number. more so referring to the male to female ratio.
mike: hey, seth and keith are here… and they brought all their friend friends…
randy: did they bring any women with them?
mike: nope they just turned this into a a longshot party.
randy: i’m not planning on getting any from this party

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