chairitory
the personal sp-ce (including your seat) that you stake claim to as a result of purchasing a ticket. your personal sp-ce when flying on an airplane, riding on a bus/train or attending a movie/concert/sporting event, etc.
steve wanted to b-tch slap dan for hogging the armrest and invading his chairitory on their flight to vegas.
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