chalet bitch
when on holiday in a ski chalet, the host which cooks, cleans, organises and generally sleeps with all the guests are chalet b-tches.
i went on holiday in st anton, ate dinner, demanded more wine and f-cked the chalet b-tches within five minutes.
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