Chalfonts
piles. rhyming slang for chalfont st giles, a place in the uk.
oooh, me chalfonts.
chalfont, pa
possibly the greatest place ever
zip code: 18914
the gr-ss is always greener in chalfont
according to the october 2005 issue of u.s. news and world report, chalfont was rated the 3rd toughest town in all of america. the publishers did not release the names of the top two toughest towns, for fear that the citizens of chalfont would feel compelled to change things. never before in the history of mankind has a small town churned out so many superior athletes, dating back to the early days of mike pettine c.b. west football. while the dynsasty formerly known as bucks football has faded recently, the dominance that is chalfont has spread to other areas; from the newly built c.b. south t-tans to the quartet of “chalfont’s finest” that led la salle to their best season in years. while there are differing views as to why chalfont has become a hotbed for talent, scholars maintain that it is a cl-ssic case of the environment shaping the individual. the toughness of each citizen rubs off on the young ones, and naturally they excel in their respective athletics. outsiders may contest that their town may be tougher than the font, but chances are those outsiders have never had a taste of chalfont’s finest dish: the knuckle sandwich.
last record of conversation with natalee holloway:
“wow that was a great trip, but i need something more exciting. chalfont seems like a fun place, right?”
the quite possibly most boring town in all of america. nothing happens here! located in pennsylvania. just another small -ss suburb of philadelphia. a.k.a…c-font
guy: i live in chalfont!
girl: where the f-ck is chalfont?
guy: haha, exactly!
girl: what?
we are that un-important!
bagels attack our streets!
chalfonts refers to either chalfont st peter, chalfont st giles, or on some occasions little chalfont. these are located in buckinghamshire.
‘hey, lets go chalfonts st peter and get something from flames’
‘sick, i can get a kebab’
a northern english word that describes excrement dried to -n-l hair.
that bloke’s a right f-ckin’ chalfont….
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