chamnesia
the mental phenomenon of forgetting what horrible task a towel or cloth (or chamois) was used for before the current use.
when i shower, i am mindful to finish using the washcloth on my face before i wash my nethers. thanks to a healthy dose of chamnesia, i will start out with that same cloth on my face the next time i wash up.
dry off dishes with a kitchen towel that was previously used to clean up a puppy mess? no problem with a run through the laundry and a little chamnesia.
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