Chandler Craft
the highest level of prowess, you can only be granted the t-tle of “chandler craft” if you have enough tenacity. he’s is a melting pot of expertise, with the looks of a white boy, tall like a black kid, and scary like a cholo. a “chandler craft” is someone who is a philosophical dreamer, in his later years he will be crowned ruler of the flawless utopia he will create. he is not afraid of anyone, he beats up hipsters and mainstream f-ggots alike. he uses the word “irregardless” irregardless that he knows it is not a word and that it is not in the dictionary. he is beautiful, his expertise is in lacrosse and s-x.
chase: “vanessa did you see that kid walk by?”
vanessa: “yeah, he is ‘chandler craft’, whenever you say his name you must use the finger quotations things; because he is an almighty ruler, in skyrim and in the real world.”
chase: ” woahhhh, ‘chandler craft’.” (uses finger quotes)
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