chapterbate
to m-st-rb-t- while reading
“aw man i was reading twilight the other day and all the talk about vampires and blood got me so excited i had to chapterbate”
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- dangle beef
l-b– that takes up too much real estate in the cooter district. often looking like the woman is trying to smuggle a piece of beef jerky in her panties. “d-mn! look at the dangle beef on her!” “eww, i know! she’s got so much scr-p meat down there that oscar mayer wants to shoot her […]
- Ilesa
ilesa is a wonderful person who is a great friend. she is musically gifted and beautiful inside and out. people wanna know her when they hear about her. she makes a name for herself. ilesa is very funny and spicy. she is smart and great at school. also she is s-xy and she knows it. […]
- illigitimi non carborundum
dog latin for “don’t let the b-st-rds get you down.” not real latin, like lorem ipsum. it’s even on wikipedia, so i’m surprised it’s not on ud. in the huddle: lineman: who’s house? our house? what time is it? game time! 3rd string qb: illigitimi non carborundum! other lineman: what the h-ll was that? get […]
- I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby
to go to the toilet for a p-ss or a small sheit. oy lad, i’m off to the loo for a wee jobby!
- Indian buckskin
clothing made out of the hides of deer, as worn by some early american indians. several times in those early weeks of september, she showed up in something outrageous. a 1920s flapper dress. an indian buckskin. a kimono.