chard
a better abbreviation for ‘richard’
dave: “hey chard, how you been?”
chard: “my name is richard, but you can call me rich, rick, ricky, or d-ck”
dave: “no, your name is chard”
a guy who can make girls wet just thinking about him
girl: chard…kleenex?
a synonym for the male genitalia. “blette”, which is the french word for the leafy vegetable known as chard, is also a derogatory term for p-n-s.
joe is a chard eater.
1. pr.n. colloquialism of ‘richard’
2. v. as ‘chard something up’. to, by error or misfortune, destroy iredeemably a situation that might otherwise have been promising or a suitestormme (see suitestormme).
3. adj. meaning of poor quality or unfortunate.
1. mod: h-llo chard
chard: h-llo mod
2. naan: so have you admitted she’s you’re girlfriend yet?
ayrton modstake: yes. it has been confirmed.
naad: well, you really charded that one up, didn’t you?
3. although a sweet enough fellow, joe was let down by his somewhat chard personal hygene.
to ‘chard’ something is to twist events so that an unwitting party will comply with your demands. using white lies and incorrect facts to lure young people into s-xual deeds.
often -ssociated with dirty old men.
“so how did you get her to go down on you, you lucky old git?”
“i just kept on charding her until she gave in, i even made up some bullsh-t on the spot. she was eating out of the palm of my hands by the”
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