charles daniel
charles daniel is the driest motherf-cker you’ll ever meet. dryer than fatf-ck sloth (aka martin) .
“omg!!! mom look that guy is charles daniel as f-ck!! 🙁 ”
“holy sh-t !!? what the f-ck??!? is his dad half sandpaper? this is crazy!!? he looks charles daniel!!”
charles daniel is the driest motherf-cker you’ll ever meet. dryer than fatf-ck sloth (aka martin) .
“omg!!! mom look that guy is charles daniel as f-ck!! 🙁 ”
“holy sh-t !!? what the f-ck??!? is his dad half sandpaper? this is crazy!!? he looks charles daniel!!”
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