Charmin
toilet paper that makes it feel as if you are wiping your -ss with clouds made out of silk.
after using charmin, my -n-s felt clean and refreshed.
something fun to squeeze. however, squeezing the charmin results in har-ssment from a certain mr. whipple.
lady: it’s so soft, so squeezably soft!
mr. whipple: please, don’t squeeze the charmin!
a well shaped rear end
julie: “kevin’s b-tt is pure charmin.”
toilet paper, b-tt wipe. brand name of b-tt wipe.
nathan is known as charmin among the executives at tesoro.
a person of authority who needs the constant adulation of others to feel successful and often takes revenge when found out for abuses of authority. hence the term “don’t squeeze the charmin”.
that backstabbing jerk is not charming he’s charmin.
he has slept with so many of his own students and seems to get by. two people who ratted him out had mysterious heart attacks. i hear he knows elton john. “don’t squeeze the charmin”.
she is so cute and charming…you would never guess that she strips on the side of her banking job and has been rumored to be involved in two of her own bank’s robberies. her dad is mayor. “don’t squeeze the charmin”.
he worked as ad executive for bbdo and stole from european ads of the 90’s. it all backfired when bbdo ran that serial killer ad for the super bowl. it didn’t go over well. he kept his job and got three of his friends fired. i here he’s sleeping with the boss. “don’t squeeze the charmin”
when someone licks your -ss from behind your b-lls to your tail bone in a single p-ss.
after she gave me a charmin her lips stank with sh-t.
an untrustworthy person, someone who lies or bullsh-ts alot. also defined as a slacker or someone weak; soft like toilet paper charm pr-nounced “sharm” is the abbreviated word. charmed “sharmed” to get played by someone
yo stop charmin. i ain’t got time for no charmin right now. why you trying to charm me, huh? yo he be charmin for no reason. “yo man she straight charmin you, why you paying for her sh-t anyway?” d-mn, you got charmed like that!?
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