charzarding is when you light a girls p-b-s on fire then put it out with your j-zz and flap your arms saying “you do not have enough badges to train me!”
he started charzarding me so i left
- tell ya what
ill tell ya what the h-ll is going on. g-d d-mnit “bobby” tell ya what!
a nice teenager that cant control being s-xual…does not sleep around but does get fingered quiet often. likes giving head but only to guys she really cares about. tempress lives down the street from brandee.
similar to tebowing, teoing is posing with your arm around your imaginary girlfriend’s shoulder, just like manti te’o did many a lone night by himself (with a large samoan man on the other end of the internets). when i ordered dinner for two and had a conversation with the empty seat next to me, people […]
- Frantic Research
used in a student setting: response you would give to someone knocking on the door while you are in the middle of masturbating. knock knock knock person 1: what are you doing in there? person 2: uuuhhh ugghh errr….nothing dude…..just doing some frantic research!
- Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
the bible! basic instructions before leaving earth (b.i.b.l.e.) i’m reading the basic instructions before leaving earth every night before i go to bed.