Teoing
similar to tebowing, teoing is posing with your arm around your imaginary girlfriend’s shoulder, just like manti te’o did many a lone night by himself (with a large samoan man on the other end of the internets).
when i ordered dinner for two and had a conversation with the empty seat next to me, people thought i was insane. truth is, i was just teoing
to have s-x with an imaginary woman or object
“where was manti during that t-tle game?”
“oh he was out te’oing”
the acto of hugging an imaginary person.
lacey: yo, mccarron, did you see te’o trying to tackle me? it looked more like he was hugging an imaginary girlfriend.
mccarron: yeah man, he was totally te’oing
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