Chatting Shit
someone or something:
-lying.
-bending the truth.
-taking the p-ss.
-spreading rumours about close friends.
chattin sh-t is usually a hereditory desease that is often brought on by the chatters own descretion. if this is a common thing, then it is known as a chattin disorder. a chattin signal with the hand can also be delivered at the same time. “self chat” occurs when a person chats sh-t about themselves, usually purposely
examples of chatting sh-t include:
heppell reckoning timberlands are all sold out in leeds.
sh-gging fat birds.
s-xual deviances on the dance floor.
urban dictionary taking 14 weeks to check a submission.
heppell: “lets go in this bar, its open till 2”.
basically yeppell in general.
rich moving to birmingham for the same job.
steve chat.
northy: “i just had s-x outside amnesia!”
northy: “i pulled 15 girls tonight”
rich: “here have our chips, you’re crazy guys!”
rich: “i’m gona buy clothes in ibiza, theyre cheaper”
1. to say something that is complete b-ll-cks.
2. to say something while under the influence of either drugs or alcohol that is either unintelligable or is the above.
1. ’eminem is an excellent rapper’
‘you’re chatting sh-t mate’
2. ‘frgh me ghracg uihiuh bhgh’
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