Chav Slag
– a typical chav girl, that is also a huge slag
– where’s mainly trackies or cheap leggings with a sh-t top to go with
– hair is a horrible blonde or black with roots showing; poker straight, dry and damaged
– does a terrible job at fake tan; has a new stage of orange
– wears too much foundation, eyeliner and mascara
– has a tacky twist to every outfit and looks basically dreadful
– favourite shop is primark.
most importantly, total slag! and has probably slept with half the concil estate… and several more.
boy: you know, -chav slag name- she only went and sh-gged someone i know. i well laughed at him, ahaha, total banter!
girl: nooooo! he must have been desperate then… i saw her going into primark few days ago actually
boy: oh really?
girl: yeah
boy: haha, unlucky. i f-cking hate her, she’s such a chav slag!
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