Chaz-itus
a very serious medical condition in which going to work causes a person to pull a ferris bueller for sometimes weeks on end.
sorry dude, there was a power outage last night and it zero’d out my alarm clock. i won’t be in today… i got a bad case of chaz-itus.
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