chazzed
the act of enticing a potential mistress back to your place of residence after a night of drinking, only to later spoon and cuddle with.
friend 1: dude, so whatever happened with that girl last night?
friend 2: i don’t want to talk about it.
friend 1: you got chazzed again, didn’t you?
being so incredibly stoned that you can’t move, hold any sort of conversation whatsoever, and will only accept “steak & shake” as the answer to everything.
ben: yo man you wanna go to wal-mart with me?
evan: nah man i’m chazzed. steak & shake?
to receive a short, funny, or matter-of-fact im, with no follow up response.
i totally got chazzed again today. chuck sent me an im saying that, “this girl was at hobby lobby (according to foursquare).” i replied with a “lol,” but received no further response.
n. a feeling of incredible badness. v. to be owned greatly adj, to be owned.
“i was so chazzed last night.” “ricky chazzed me in halo last night”
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