Ché Guavera
the most popularized version of irony. he fought his whole life against capitalism, only to be put on a t-shirt sold at many capitalist stores.
guy 1: cool ché guavera shirt!
guy 2: i got it at gap.
guy 1: fail
guy 2: (laughs at the obvious fail)
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