first-date-fuck faux pas
also: “fdf”-faux pas
different than a simple “first date f-ck”, or “fdf”, a first-date-f-ck faux pas is generally a mistake in retrospect, usually because it ruins the chances of an actual relationship developing and leads to nothing more than fwb or multiple nsa s-x encounters.
f-cking on the first date is generally regarded as “fdf” by males and “fdf-faux pas” by females.
due to my tendency to have first-date-f-ck faux pas, i am destined to be single forever. but the s-x is great.
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