cheeaboo
a person buying/watching/getting chinese stuff.
a chinese person who has betrayed their country by turning into a j-ppy and constantly misuses j-panese phrases in common day language. they are usually fat nerdy girls with food names. eg: patty, apple, orange.
cheeaboo 1: “konichiwa danni-kun! sushi boku wa tokyo wa wa nin ja chan?”
cheeaboo 2: “nii-chan, i’m chinese! sayonara”
cheeaboo 3: “moshi moshi! this is patti-chan and kokomuja dobu wa kun bu lala wi! ok? 88”
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