cheech scale
an s.i. scale of measurement for the tip of a girls b–bs to the back of her -ss. no individual over 280 pounds can be used for such scale, and “zero” -ssumes that the individual has no -ss and no b–bs, while a “ten” means the individual has pamela andersonesque br–sts and a jlo-like -ss.
john: dude my gf has a huge -ss but is lacking in the t-tty department
dan: yeah man, shes about a 4 on the cheech scale. my girl has huge b–bs and a mediocre -ss. shes like a 6 or 7
john: what about zacks mom!?
dan: yeah, shes like 300 pounds bro. she doesnt apply
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