make me happy
oh it was boring day plz cheer me up
a monogrammed d-ld-…because you’re fancy. the font on that d-ld-gram is exquisite! what is that? edwardian script?
a form of an -rg-sm which is triggered after a sequence/finish of amazing wrestling in a wrestling match. me: “man aj styles vs john cena was f-cking awesome” my friend: “i know right! that ending seqeunce totally gave me a wrestlegasm” me: “wrestlegasm, is that a thing?” my friend: “yea, and it was so d-mn […]
hooked on donald trump trump-jumping peons did get too involved with donald trump, following the media.
- sketty puss
sketty puss is a rare v-g-n- that looks very similar to the common arby’s roast beef sandwich. in many cases, this rare p-ssy is caused by large amounts of nonstop s-x. randy “that ole gall i meet up at the cat house last week had one of them rare sketty p-ss-es!!” jake ” hot d-mn, […]
- why the hell am i here???
a phrase used when you are in a very bad situation or you don’t want to be in the place you are. commonly used when someone asks you to do a favor involving cats or doilies. i am so bored i am submitting definitions on urban dictionary. why the h-ll am i here??? uugghh!!! my […]