Cheese Rolling
cheese rolling is probably one of the simplest sports out there. from the top of hill, a round of double gloucester cheese is rolled and compet-tors chase after it. the first individual across the finish line at the bottom of the hill wins
(the cheese of course).
“its a nice day outside, we should get some buddies together and roll the cheese (go cheese rolling)”
a sport performed in gloucestershire, otherwise known as “the land of sheep and potatoes” or “party central of the world”, involving some old men in tweed jackets and tweed trousers rolling large pieces of cheese down steep hills. the winner is awarded a cheese trophy (yes i am jealous of him too).
this sport is highly dangerous and many people die from it each year. so only attend if you are a “hard core sports junkie”
bring your own cheese.
“hey kate do you want to go to the cinema?”
“nah, no can do im going cheese rolling.”
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