cheese turd


a pandering, odious dairy product of a person. a person you can only stand 1 to 2 servings of a day. often accompanied by a blasphemous fruit. he schmeres himself like the fibrous p–p that he is amongst any starchy company that he finds himself with. unloved especially by the lactose intolerant.
person 1: “that jonah is such a cheese t-rd”
person 2: “yeah, he should manchego”
noun: the small piece of hardened cheese in the nozzle in a spray can of cheesewhiz. also used for a derogatory term for annoy people
taylor is cheese t-rd

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