Cheesy pants
dirty old track pants that have seen some years. grey, charcoal, or black sweat pants are the standard so the orange stains from eating cheesies hungover on a sunday afternoon are highlighted. they only need to be washed twice a month maximum and you’ve had the best years of your life in those bad boys.
i was rockin’ cheesy pants all friggin’ day watching trailer park boys because i was 10/10 drunk last night.
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