chellspecker
a category of new spell-checkers notably on the android os which has a very liberal word replacement policy combined with a smaller on-screen keyboard and normal size fingers which results in the backsp-cing and correcting of almost every single word typed.
bob: “man, every text message i type i have to type and retype and read and re-read before i send because my awesome android os seems to want to rewrite my text at random.”
john: “have you tried to recalibrate your onscreen keyboard with the ‘quick brown fox….’ thingy”?
bob: “yup, i’m hatin on this doggamn ch-llsp-ck-r!”
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