Chesapeake Firecracker


when you are receiving f-ll-t– from a female, and she does a little blowfish with her cheeks, you then smash her cheeks together with both hands simultaneously, expelling the air rapidly.

if seminal fluid makes it way back out of the oral cavity onto the lower abdomen, that would be referred to as the chesapeake firecracker w/old bay.
– “why is your lip bleeding?”
– ” chesapeake firecracker…”

– “what’s all over your stomach?”
– ” old bay…”

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