Dear Congress…


1. what you say in response to complicated guitar solos in guitar hero/rock band where you have to move your fingers really fast.

2. any game requiring rapid, seemingly random finger movements.
that last solo was a b-tch! it’s like i was writing a letter. “dear congress…”

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