Chicago Winter
1.) the polar opposite of h-ll. during the months of mid-december to mid-may, it is a cozy -3-f everyday. it’s a high of 20 and a low of antarctica with a chance of rain that’ll surely have you sliding in the icy abyss of lake michigan. honestly, this should be a tax deductible for the residents they choice to stay more than five d-mn hours here. when night time starts at 4 pm and morning ends at 11 pm.
2.) the worst time to be getting lost downtown
3.) the p-ssive death penalty
4.) the reason why no one wants to live in chicago past october.
5.) the reason tourism halts to an icy stop
texas guy: godd-mn it’s cold!
chicago guy: but it’s like 60 degrees.
texas guy: oh like you felt worse. what’s the temperature up there?
chicago guy: it actually got up to a high of 6 today! my mom was telling me how nice it was since yesterday, she said she was able to pry her car door open from the ice encasing it.
texas: …..chicago winter….
Read Also:
- chicken bref
a medical condition, in which a hispanic third party states that someone suffering from any number of medical ailments. typically -ssociated with asthma, pneumonia, allergies, or any lung disease. doctor: good morning mrs. jiminez, what seems to be the problem with your baby today? mrs. jiminez: chicken bref!!! doctor: i’m sorry?? what was that??? mrs. […]
- happy aztec
-j-c-l-t-ng into the chocolate fountain at your friend’s wedding. dewd! i wouldn’t dip that. chris just happy aztec-ed the fountain.
- Profile-Pic Insomniac
someone that is constantly changing their profile picture on a social networking website such as facebook or twitter. my sister is such a profile-pic insomniac. she changes her profile-pic 3 times a day.
- haptic
a response to one’s touch. a type of tactile feedback that applies force, vibrations, and/or motions upon the user. i commented on how nice it was that droid shuddered when i touched him. tom thought he had developed sentience. but i said “no, he is just haptic to see me.”
- rivertting
the feeling of excitement and joy rushing through you. today was so rivertting i could feel it all around me in every direction! ^-^