the crumbs that fall from fried chicken
“i went to the kfc drive thru earlier and now my car is full of chicken crumbs “
p–pscaping is improving a t-rd by alternating the existing design by molding and cr-pping the t-rd. “are you into the p–pscaping business yet john?” “what the h-ll, why is my sh-t all fancy looking, did you hire the p–pscaping team?” “i was hired for the p–pscaping project over in t-rdfield!” “i turned left on country […]
- wide swath
what you cut in your coming of age as a gentleman caller. bob grew up in dc & cut a wide swath with women of loose morals.
a dipsh-t misspelling of diarrhea. over text message- hank: yo, aren’t you coming to the party? desmond: no, i’ve got a mad case of diarea. hank: dumb-ss, it’s diarrhea.
a guy named juan who is a complete disaster, with no obvious solution. “that guy juan is cute… is he single?” “who, you mean juantanemo? if you’re smart, you’ll steer clear of that whole disaster.”
- 3 stages of life
stage one: birth stage two: what the f-ck is this stage three: death 3 stages of life stage one: birth stage two: what the f-ck is this stage three: death 3 stages of life