chicken jamshot
polaroid photos that you put on the table of you f-cking the roasted chicken that everyone but you is eating.
dean flipped the chicken jamshots of the oven stuffer roaster he f-cked onto the table for everyone to see. dean’s sister didn’t even blink.
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