Chicken schlage
any substance that is goopy, gloppy, dirty, fatty, blobby, greasy (unhealthy), food-processed, ugly, gross, or just plain-out weird. also, the substance does not have to have anything to do with chicken.
man 1: “man, that sandwich looks like chicken schlage!!!”
man 2: “i, know right.”
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