when celebrities adopt third-worlders for kudos
angelina takes her child-pet out for some media whoring
generally a small child between the ages of two and four. often this is a child that could be wanted for a pet. they are often seen in public places, particularly playgrounds or food establishments.
“look at that funny looking child pet over there! you know, the little kid over there with four coats on.”
also known as josh streit, a professional halo player who is best known for his lack of care and seriousness. commonly known among teammates for incessant screaming during matches in tournaments, timely betrayals, and pointless banter. regardless, his team is often the victor. buddha: are we letting influx play? influx: you f-cking better let me […]
- instant migrator
someone who often instant migrates. these people seem to think saying something as simple as ‘bye’ or ‘cya’ before they leave your im conversation is too difficult, so they go without saying goodbye. person #1: morning, instant migrator person #2: what? person #1: you instant migrated from our convo last night person #2: so? person […]
- internet-induced insomnia
the condition of becoming an internet zombie by surfing the net when you should be sleeping. as you enter this state it becomes easier and easier to come up with excuses to see ‘just one more link’. it doesn’t always fly as an excuse why you are falling asleep at work. “why were you face […]
- in the pantry
someone who has not realized, or denies that they are overweight. when someone finally accepts their fatness and admits it, they come out of the pantry. person a: dude, i’m just big boned. person b: so you’re still in the pantry i see.
- i oun break
a phrase used by individuals to describe an overwhelming level of laziness that renders them unable to perform even the simplest functions. often used by by one that appears to be on duty (i.e., not “oun break”), whose duties include (and normally consist only of) performing mundane tasks and also possesses an unjustified feeling of […]