Chile Surprise
when you walk into the women’s restroom to a stall and find urine or p–p with period blood in the toilet unflushed.
person #1: ewww! theres a chile surprise in this stall!
person #2:hey, she walked into a chile surprise! haha.
person #3: its always funny when it happens to someone else.
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