chimney
to tuck ones erect phallus under your waist band of your trousers or pants to disguise your stiffy.
i was in the gym last night and some girls in tight lycra were stretching it out with open legs. i had to chimney ma stawner so they couldn’t see i was h-rny as f-ck.
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a black eye. the phrase comes from northern irish slang and was made notable in the 1998 song by tamperer about a boyfriend’s ex who is gettin’ too close.
what’s she gonna look like with a chimney (black eye) on her?
someone who smokes like a fiend, generally cigarettes or weed
matt smokes so much that when he’s sitting in his car people come after him with hoses and fire extinguishers. what a f-cking chimney.
the person that is invited to smoke in a group and cannot get high due to weak hits and no knowledge of smoking but goes anyways just to try and gain cool points…an extra person means less h-ts for you!
man,this rillo of dro is not getting me high,why did jason bring that chimney oskar?
a man who chain-smokes on cigarettes. he also puffs on cigars, pipes and marijuana.
you sir, are a chimney! not only are you ruining your own health, but the health of innocent people around you!
verb.
to chimney means to let off steam.
any action meant to release anger or stress.
that door you slammed shattered. you need to find a better way to chimney, bro.
take a bong hit, joint hit whatever you want. shotgun a beer with the smoke still in your mouth. once done shotgunning blow smoke out through the poked hole to give a chimney effect
i hit a chimney last night and got trashed
a chimney is the upturned mouth of a person engaged in spooning with his partner so as to avoid breathing directly into his partner’s face.
stop breathing in my face gord! make a chimney!
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