chimo horn
much like a dog whistle, however a chimo horn is used to locate child molesters. the mechanism resembles an air horn which emits a blaring rendition of the entertainer that is only audible to child molesters.
this will of course be invented in the year 2037, during the united states’ war on chimos.
person 1: oh christ, the ice cream truck’s here!
person 2: what the f-ck are you talking about? i don’t hear sh-t.
federal agent: busted, chimo!
(federal agent and person 2 throw their arms over the other’s shoulder, and give a hearty thumbs up.)
federal agent & person 2: thanks, chimo horn!
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much like a dog whistle, however a chimo horn is used to locate child molesters. the mechanism resembles an air horn which emits a blaring rendtion of the entertainer that is only audible to child molesters.
this will of course be invented in the year 2037, during the united states’ war on chimos.
person 1: oh christ, the ice cream truck’s here!
person 2: what the f-ck are you talking about? i don’t hear sh-t.
federal agent: busted, chimo!
(federal agent and person 2 throw their arms over the other’s shoulder, and give a hearty thumbs up.)
federal agent & person 2: thanks, chimo horn!
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