chimped
having your face ripped off by a s-xually frustrated and jealous chimpanzee is sometimes referred to as being “chimped.”
wow! that b-tch really got chimped when she copped a feel off of the primate’s common law wife. she shouldn’t have drank champagne with it and polished it’s kn-b so much. oh well, at least it didn’t trash the b-tch’s camry and steal any credit cards.
(verb): to violently have genitals torn off
taken from #2 attack move when chimpanzee’s attack (#1 ripping off jaw #2 tearing off of genitals)
susie really chimped the h-ll out of randy when she found out he cheated on her
to be under the influence of marijuana.
oh man, i’m so chimped.
when a player or more commonly an ai bot in a fps “owns” his/herself with a explosive weapon such as a rocket launcher by hitting a something very close to them.
lol that bot just chimped himself
replaces ‘gimped’ to describe someone who is permanently crippled by a combat injury. refers to a popular putdown of president bush.
poor b-st-rd. their convoy hit an ied and bang – chimped for life!
the act of losing anything against a chimp human. usually 70+year olds and handicapped people are ones that lose. if anything but those categories and you lose to a chimp, you should probably rethink your life and where you went wrong.
“oh my god..i just lost to a chimp..how can i live any longer?” -gun shot-
“you just got chimped!”
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