Chinese Crying Mantis


during s-xual intercourse, while having a threesome, one man (engaging in v-g-n-l s-x) puts the woman in a full nelson while the other man (or woman) pulls on the legs of the first woman, causing enormous pain to the woman’s v-g-n-.
me, katie and dave tried the chinese crying mantis last night. katie was screaming her f-cking head off!

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