chinese monkey fuck
chinese monkey f-ck is when a a male jumps around like a chinese monkey and shoves his p-n-s in another persons eyeball and then dips his finger in peanut b-tter and shoves it up the -sshole
1hey bro i just chinese monkey f-cked you!
2 hey lets go chinese monkey f-ck samantha
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