chinese screwdriver
when a man is doing a handstand above the prost-tute. the prost-tute proceeds to shove wads of raw noodles up the man’s -sshole while the the man spins on a platform.
“yo, i was in china for business and i got the sickest chinese screwdriver. i can taste the noodles.”
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