closet whore
a girl who misleads others with her outside appearance of being a decent, sincere person but leads a secret life of banging every guy she can.
he thought she was the one, but it turns out she was a closet wh-r- who had banged the whole basketball team. in one night.
a seemingly innocent female by appearance, but secretly she leads a very permiscous lifestyle.
i would have never guessed that church girl back home to be a “closet wh-r-.”
a nice, sweet, and seemingly decent girl who pretends to be a “goody good”. in reality she is at college cheating on her boy friend back home, having flings with and making out with countless douchebag guys, and sucking d-ck when she gets drunk enough.
joe: turns out megan is a closet wh-r-.
jon: doesn’t surprise me, they are everywhere now days.
a woman or in fact occasionally a man who will not admit to either intentionality or unintentionally being a wh-r-
a closet wh-r- will flirt with everyone but never admit or be aware of doing so. he/she is usually someone quite unexpected and who manages to keep most of their promiscuous behaviour under the radar!
geeky, swatty chick: lets play house! i’ll be the door and you can slam me all night! i’ll have to swear you to secrecy though!
boy: umm okay sure!
eavesdropper: omg you are such a closet wh-r-!
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