Chinese


one of the most beautiful languages in the world ,if you can understand the meaning of the words.

the greeting line “ni hao ma”are often used by non-asian people as a pick-up line to all east asians.
世界上最美的語言之一,如果你能了解其文字的含意

person 1:中文是一種美麗的語言
person 2:wow ,look at that,the chinese writing is bizarre!

chinese money, two yuan=about 20 cents
commonly used by some ignorant people as a catch-all term for all asian americans and asian imigrants.
person # 1: dude, look at that chinese girl over there, hot isn’t she?

person # 2: hey, man, her names mary, her parents are korean, and i’ve known her since middle school!
people from the peoples republic of china (prc) and taiwan (roc).

are known as very intelligent and hardworking people.

are known to have created a grand civilization which had great influence on neighbouring countries.

very cultured, artistic, creative.
– ni hao ma?

+ hao! xie xie ni
refered to all people of asian origin by people who are too ignorant to notice the obvious facial difference and cultures of the different races of asia.
i am from the philipines but people seem to call me chinese all the time.
anyone from the people’s republic of china.
great food, culture, and history.

common stereotypes:
-extremely good at math and science
-straight a students
-hardworking
-martial arts experts
-plays violin, flute, or piano very well
-great family values

of course, most of those do tend to be true.
we have a chinese valedictorian again.
a race of people that were doing amazingly well around a thousand years ago that already had set up banks and schools while the english were still hiting each other with clubs. but around 50 years ago when they established communism everything pretty much went downhill from there and a good number of them now want to come to the us and canada to get better jobs and have a better life.
communism never works…
the word many people attribute to non-indian non middle eastern asians they see.
tom:hey you chinese guy
zul:i am a malay you dumbf-ck.
alan:wow a chinese guy!
man:correction-i am a tagistannese
alan:k,so which part of china are you from?
man:no,i m from tagistan!
alan:i see!so which part of china is tagistan at?
man:…
smartest people ever lived
that smart boy is so chinese

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