clunt
a person who acts as if they are more important than they are and proceeds to order others, over think, second guess, and make requests outside of their pay-grade.
clint is a self-important clunt pretending he matters and is in charge of others but he’s lowest on the totem.
n a female clown
“daddy, look at the clunt!”
noun. to purchase limited edition cigars with the intention of reselling them to your “brothers” for outrageous profit as soon as they become unavailable.
unbelievable! did you see him clunting those new viaje for 3x msrp?!?
a clumsy b-tch or woman
as the waitress spilled the iced tea onto the customer’s lap, he was heard to say “what a clunt”
a milder corm of the term “c-nt” to be used in mixed company.
“if you don’t shut your mouth, i’m going to kick you in the clunt.”
when a females cl-t is so large you are unable to see her c-nt, it is renamed a clunt
my what a large clunt you have
cross between clunge and c-nt
aww man i met this girl last night and she had the tidiest clunt i’ve ever seen!
a ‘clunge’ and a ‘c-nt’ rolled into one. the worst type of person.
as the business man swerved and pulled out in front of our car, my four year old sister anne shouted, ‘what a f-cking clunt!!’
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